Unraveling the History and Myths of Skipping — In the beginning, there was walking. Then, an inebriated caveman was late, rushing home to his wife, and Bingo! The world was introduced to the art of skipping. As time went on, skipping became the preferred mode of transportation for Sasquatch, the Loch Ness Monster, the Mongolian Death Worm, and…

Jared Fogle Emerges from the Depths of Disgrace to Unleash a Tantalizing Array of Foot-Long Sandwiches at Subway — New York, NY — Subway Sandwiches is excited to unveil its new line of foot-long sandwiches, featuring bold and flavorful combinations that are sure to satisfy even the most discerning palates. Among the creative minds behind this new menu is former Subway spokesperson and convicted criminal, Jared Fogel.

The Science Behind Artificial Intelligence Driven Interviews — You don’t have to wander too far from the water cooler to feel the buzz. There’s something in the air. Something everyone is talking about. Probably complaining, too. I am, of course, referring to how artificial intelligence, and in particular DAN, (which stands for Do Anything Now prompting), has invaded…

When Families Shared Life Lessons, not Wi-Fi Passwords — “‘I don’t know’ isn’t an acceptable answer, but neither is quoting the wisdom of Gwyneth Paltrow.” Back when dinosaurs still roamed the earth, parents used to take time out of their busy schedules to sit down and answer their kids’ questions about life instead of telling them to go ask…

Apple’s Unveiling of the Mithed Weawity Mawvel Cupertino, CA — In an unprecedented fusion of innovation and imagination, Apple (AAPL), is poised to stun the tech industry at the Worldwide Developers Conference (WWDC) by introducing a groundbreaking “mixed reality” headset, seamlessly blending the realms of virtual and augmented realities. For…

Elders revolt against AI, Snapchat and ChatGPT “Seniors and technology have one thing in common: they both became popular way before they were ready for mainstream.” Let me tell you a tale. A tale of two worlds. One old and wise. The other, youthful and foolish. Now, you youngins might…

You want to stick WHAT up WHERE? About the time I reached my fiftieth birthday, I experienced two inevitable milestones. The first was The Letter from AARP. The second was a reminder from my internist that it was time for my first colonoscopy. The AARP Letter magically appeared in my…

A rollercoaster ride through this summer’s coming attractions We’ve all been there — it’s a Friday night, you’re ready to unwind and escape into the world of cinema. But you’re stuck. …

A young boy offers alternatives to the age-old golden rules “I don’t always yell at my kids, but when I do, it’s because they didn’t listen to me the first 427 times.” Ah, parenting. The never-ending roller coaster of joy, chaos, and the occasional urge to hide in the bathroom…